GRAVHOUNDS Guide

Suitability Assessment: Trivia Quiz Answers

Updated · Planets & POIs

Quick answer

The Suitability Assessment is a trivia terminal found at a point of interest on some planets. It asks 5 multiple-choice joke questions; a wrong answer locks the terminal for that run. The answers are the silliest option, e.g. Which is a material? → Kyle, What's cooler than a spaceship? → A dog in a spaceship, What does the Moon owe you? → An apology. Full list below.

A full quiz attempt in Early Access (5 questions, then locked out) · Video by RubixRaptor Extra on YouTube

How the quiz works

The reward isn’t shown clearly in the footage we watched. Most points of interest in GRAVHOUNDS pay out blueprints or loot (blueprints), so expect something similar ⚠️.

Confirmed answers

Players on Steam compiled these after answering correctly. Questions are paraphrased the way players wrote them down, so the wording on your screen will be longer.

Question Answer
Which is a material? Kyle (also seen on stream ✅)
What’s cooler than a spaceship? A dog in a spaceship (seen on stream ✅)
Grandma’s final form? Battle Grandma
A castle’s final form? Air BNB
Thawed out, what next? More work
Friend-zoned on Tinder? Whoever pulled the lever? ⚠️ (the poster wasn’t 100% sure)
Locked in the barn? Cow knows too much
A dragon’s side hustle? Insurance mascot
A wizard’s credit score? Purple
Ducks at midnight? Duck crimes
Pregnancy reveal? Surprise birth
Smallest crime? Borrow crumb
Worst thing a surgeon says? Oops
Worst airline announcement? Dental records
A pirate’s dating problem? Wife survived
How do you thank a worm? Eye contact
What’s holding the ship together? Denial
What killed the office plant? Podcast
Why is the ocean salty? Bad breakup
Why is the lobster rich? Claw machine
What’s in a first-aid kit? Tiny doctor
What’s in a black hole? Nobody knows
Why the fake accent? Hot waiter
What does the carpet know? Too much
Father? Science
For dessert? Flan
Worst shower guest? Mom
Why did the octopus panic? Squirrel
What does the Moon owe you? An apology
How do you wake a sleeping god? Another thought (one reply; turn on light and alarms are wrong) ⚠️
What does COSMO want from you? Your skeleton, eventually (one reply; results is wrong) ⚠️

Answers that are wrong

Question Not this
Dating superpower Not oversharing (and one reply says not the silence one)
How does evolution end? Not wings
Worst wedding objection Not 3 husbands. One player suggests “I ordered this man without onions” ⚠️
Who taught the Moon to swim? Not sea
Why is the elevator crying? Not floors
What does the vending machine need? Not coins
What is the floor plotting? Not sudden ceiling
Ideal peptide stack Not moose antlers (failed on stream)

Still unknown

Nobody has posted a confirmed answer for these yet: calm a volcano, never microwave, worst massage oil, approach the alien, bathtub dream, mailbox sweating, the ransom is, antidote to boredom, the King’s favorite game (one guess: Guess His Mood), behind a curtain. If you get one right, the Steam thread above is where players are collecting them.

FAQ

Where is the GRAVHOUNDS questionnaire?

It's a point of interest labelled Suitability Assessment on some planets. You walk up to the terminal and it starts the quiz. Not every planet has one.

What happens if you get a question wrong?

The quiz fails and the terminal stays locked for the rest of that expedition. In the stream we watched, one wrong answer was enough.

Are the answers always the same?

The questions are drawn from a pool, so you get 5 different ones each time. The answers players report have stayed the same between runs.

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Sources

Checked against the current version on · Medium confidence — consistent community reports, not officially confirmed. Spotted something outdated? Tell us.